Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Incredible Mutant Lobster Boy Found on the Central California Coast!


Meet the Incredible Mutant Lobster Boy seen here being carried away by a local man in Kingsburg, California. "I can't believe what I found when I pulled the cage out of the water," claims Jose Wafferman, a janitor and lobster enthusiast who found this cute crustacean early Friday morning. "He scared me silly at first, but then I thought I would take him home. I sure hope the wife doesn't mind."

The lobster, nicknamed "Jacques" by the townspeople, weighed in at an alarming 17 pounds. "It's the darndest thing if you ask me," said Sheriff Griffith. "I swear it's half boy and half lobster. You ain't seen nothing like that around in these here parts. No sir!"

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